With only rags on his back and a few grains of rice in his pockets , Raving Mad Carlos was picked out of the Atlantic ocean by friendly London, Cockney seal fishers whilst trying to swim for the European Land of Plenty.
The ships captain , a distant relation to notorious East End gangsters the Kray Twins, took a shine to this poor lad from third world Argentina , and taught him English by playing him old Fall 78s on the ships wind up gramophone.
Of course, being from Latin America, RMC had a natural sense of rhythm and in the evenings, for the entertainment of the crew, he would get naked and dance wildly around on the ships deck , to the sounds of traditional European rave music on the BBC World Service Radio, wearing only a pair of white glow-in-the-dark gloves.
The rave sailors kept RMC for 7 years as their mascot on the seal fishing boat until one day the ship was sunk by a German Navy torpedo in the Baltic Sea , only a 10 minutes bus ride from Alexanderplatz ,Berlin -European party central!
The rest, as they say, is history ... RMC took advantage of his intensive ships education , and with this expert knowledge on famous English gangsters, provocative shouting and hardcore rave music , Carlos finally found his destiny on the stages of old Berlin town ,where he still enjoys fame and fortune to this very day.